Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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