We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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