There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
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The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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