you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
