Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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