i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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