she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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