I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
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I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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