can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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