Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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