i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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