shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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