god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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