For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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