Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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