big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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