my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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