Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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