she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
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As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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