Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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