quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
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He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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