his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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