Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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