it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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