saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
