is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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