I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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