I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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