can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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