Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
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dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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