So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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