But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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