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ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
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The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
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from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
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Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
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