I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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