ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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