just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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