What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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