sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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