Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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