she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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