i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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