hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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