I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
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You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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