Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
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Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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