Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
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I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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