3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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