This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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