after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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