I could have mohawked her pubes.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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