scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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