so explain again why im purple
no
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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