he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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