yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
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I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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