you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Randomize
