Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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