HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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