I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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