Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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